jasper

Guy who usually dates the wrong person. Usually a drama queen but totally cute and intoxicatingly charming. Suspected to be gay occasionally.

That guy is acting like such a "jasper."

He's falling for her like a "jasper".

by Michelle B April 05, 2008

jasper

1) A lesbian (of any race...) 2) A common name for pet pigs.

"Get over here, Jasper", said Farmer John.

by Golem was a greedy stripper September 25, 2006

Jasper

a jasper is a crazy ass person who doesn't know when to stop talking and always screams at people. He has a small dick
and he's hella weird. He's always high on crack.

Jasper: AKJFHIUNDOUHKADNEIUX

by TheNamesPerson123 March 26, 2019

jasper

An all use term that means beverage.

Mate, pass the jasper, I'm gasping

by gargleflex October 26, 2010

Jasper

A name used to describe a hopeless lover.

Yo man you need to grow some balls and stop being a Jasper!

by Kassanu November 06, 2008

Jasper

A really hot guy with a huge... personality and something else

A huge heart full of love

He's also way cooler than Nico

Holy shit is that jasper?

by jesuslover3000000000 April 20, 2023

jasper

very ominous girl, what is she into? is hse kinky? is she not kinky? who knows, i mioght if she reads this and tells me.

jasper

by TPFKadin September 11, 2019