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janiere

A DOODOO GODDD he is super doodoo
Janiere is sooo doo doo right ronnie
by Dooyeeet doo May 7, 2019
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Dirty Janice

A blow job given to a standing male while the sitting female is urinating. To completely nail this sexual position the toilet seat should break.
"Oh man I had the best dirty janice ever last night"

"We had to go to home depot to buy new parts for the toilet seat she broke while giving me a dirty janice"
by BJ8520 October 15, 2009
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Janiceism

The practice of regarding all objects and entities as attractive male species
I think she is a passionate follower of Janiceism. When someone mentions anything, she immediately thinks it as an attractive male who she wants to hang out with.
by t1bumppack July 31, 2016
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Janece

A mischeviously diabolical spark of yin fire. A walking jumble of contradictions. A woman who is at once completely self-possessed yet still hammering out her niche in life. A slap-happy mojo tricksteress. Half wolf and half coyote. A benevolent, saintly, monster of ennui-filled shadows. Fond of rum and sandy loam and raspberries and dragonsblood. A creature with unusually keen senses for a human, quote possibly one of the very last Neolithic phenotypes in existence. Speaker of Trees. An absolute iconoclast and anachronism.

The Lizard Queen.
Man, that chick is like a crazy cat lady to her aloe vera, crooning incantations and lullabies to houseplants; such a Janece! She's like some funky her wife from another millennium, don't look too deep in her eyes, you'll never be the same.
by lyllyth December 12, 2014
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janicek

that’s kids a janicek
by John mc Durban October 29, 2017
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Janice

A person so evil Satin said nah and kicked her out of hell.

Teaches English
Person 1: Your mum
Person 2: Bro don't be a Janice
by Seb's mum March 6, 2023
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Janeice

by Seattle kingz February 26, 2018
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