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javarius

The goat of all Goat! He will be sure to give you a good time because there is never a dull moment! Ladies will love him because he treats them right.
Wow! Javarius really made the party awesome!
by soso101 November 6, 2017
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java-hipster

A pretentious, bohemian wanna-be, who frequents various coffee shops. He loves to spout his artiste-poseur opinions loudly in everyday conversation to anyone who will listen, so that his strong opinions can be heard by random strangers that he pines to impress. Almost always knows less than he tries so hard to convey. Usually has a laptop hooked up to wi-fi, yet rarely if ever touches the keyboard. Prefers to sit outside at the sidewalk table if possible so that he can be seen by as many cool locals as possible. Prides himself of being hip as evidenced by donning the latest trendy, hipster, hair-do. i.e., dreadlocks, shaved head, etc...
The "java-hipster" raved loudly to his nose-ringed buddies about the latest Johnny Depp film as the irritated cafe patrons feigned a yawn in his direction to show obvious annoyance at his pathetic attempts to be heard by all.
by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008
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JaVaughn

JaVaughn is a good listener and simple man. He has a straightforward and honest way of speaking which makes his intentions and motives in most situations very transparent. He’s can be great friend because of his loyalty, honesty, and dependability. JaVaughn can be romantically indecisive in the opening stages of a relationship, but with patience and a little bit of a push he can make a great partner.
Person 1: I asked JaVaughn for Help with my chemistry lab last night At 1am and he came and help me until we finished it together at 3.
Person 2: That’s just the kind of guy he is.
by IcedJaVa March 14, 2019
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Mohamad javad

really awesome guy, who is awesome.

1. One who is genuine and real in all aspects of life.

2. A mover and a thinker; a person who does not buy into trends to improve self-image.

3. A generous and giving individual.

4. A person who is really cute

1. You can try all you want, but you ain't no mohamad javad - you're a phoney.

#cool#awesome#hott#nice#body#kind #cute
person:hey did you see that awesome guy?

me: yah hes a mohamad Javad
by Souloptophor August 18, 2018
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Javeleau

Someone who has the most awesome partys ever even better when their first name starts with R also they dont actually know they are having these parties
You going to R....... Javeleau's party like 14000 people are going

Hell Yeah Stephen Hawking is gonna be there
by The Muffin Monster September 14, 2010
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Java dyke

A hipster lesbian who dresses as though she could work in a trendy coffeeshop/cafe.
"Man, did you see that girl with the dreads, the long skirt, and the cat-eye glasses? She's totally a java dyke."
by S. J. T. October 18, 2008
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Javascript

A nondeterministic markup language suspected to be Turing complete. Its users are often mistakenly called developers.
On the seventh day God took a shit and javascript was born.
by EducatedGuess March 4, 2018
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