President Bush is a Ja Rule
by V April 24, 2005
A rap artist who was once considered a "wanksta" but has come back with the street joint "New York" which has all of the former haters talking.
50 cent's daddy.
50 cent's daddy.
50 cent - Damn daddy.... what are you doing fucking my girl?
Ja Rule - Shut up bitch... you can have this pussy when I'm finished.
50 cent - But she's mine da-
*50 cent is pimp slapped by Ja Rule*
Ja Rule - Shut up bitch... you can have this pussy when I'm finished.
50 cent - But she's mine da-
*50 cent is pimp slapped by Ja Rule*
by I. Jackson December 06, 2004
Rapper who took his name from the legendary phrase Jamaican judge Dareamahn Gareen used when asking for the jury’s verdict, witnessed while working as a bailiff for the court...all while not living anywhere near Jamaica.
GAREEN: has the jury reached a verdict?
JURY: yeah, mon .
-pause-
GAREEN: JA RULE!
JURY: Guilty, Mon.
GAREEN: (to young Ja): What charge is he guilty of?
YOUNG JA: IT’S MURRRRDER...
GAREEN: I only have one good ear, Mon. Don’t be mumblin. HOLLA! Holla!
JURY: yeah, mon .
-pause-
GAREEN: JA RULE!
JURY: Guilty, Mon.
GAREEN: (to young Ja): What charge is he guilty of?
YOUNG JA: IT’S MURRRRDER...
GAREEN: I only have one good ear, Mon. Don’t be mumblin. HOLLA! Holla!
by Seewhatwhathappenedwas July 02, 2019
wanksta. Fake ass gangsta that aint popped shit, that aint shit to no one. ggggggggg- G UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!
by trigger hillmore, from the ray team December 03, 2003
Ja Rule is nothing but a poser. In the early 2000's he tried to be like 50 Cent and Tupac but failed. He is nothing without Ashanti and is only Irv Gotti's little puppet. He's gone now, probably dead.
Me in 2000: Yo Ja Rule is SOO fucking gay!
Me today: Where the hell is Ja Rule? Oh right he hanged himself shame
Me today: Where the hell is Ja Rule? Oh right he hanged himself shame
by DizzyLizzy June 19, 2006