jooked

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008

jookeymandude

A retarded abnormally short virgin frenchman.

Tim Soooooooooocy is a jookeymandude

by Mund March 23, 2005

jookin

a popular club dance in memphis and also in baltimore

remember when Darian was high last night, he was a jookin ass nigga

by fresh azimiz April 20, 2010

Jookin

1. Fakeing, fronting.

2. To lie about a specific thing as if you're doing better.

You keep jookin if you want, I'm gonna really do it.

by Jackson boy Pill September 7, 2020

Jookies

A man who cares only about himself and bullies children

Person 1: That man over there just called an 11 yo girl a bitch!

Person 2: He sounds like a Jookies

by Wolfy ❤️ October 4, 2020

ooka jooka damda

a horse that can yodel in your ant's bedroom at 6:05 in the morning wile watching south park and only say "die in a hole"

person 1: hey
ooka jooka damda: die in a hole

by kklljj and betch June 11, 2019

Mikiel Jooksun

Mikiel Jooksun is an alternate reality version of Michael Jackson. He has pale white skin and likes to molest children. Just watch Meat Canyon's Michael Jackson Saves The World for an example.

Night night, don't let Mikiel Jooksun bite.

by Brub Boi May 28, 2021