Vom-Jolt

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun

The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name

by a la w September 21, 2013

Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out

Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold

by Doveiscool January 6, 2024

Buzz jolt

V. To involuntarily awaken at 3 a.m. after a night of drinking. Most commonly experienced by middle aged people who used to use alcohol to help them sleep.

Got buzz jolted out of bed last night because of those whiskey shots and didn't get back to sleep until 5!

by Jack Burden June 9, 2015