The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.
I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.
by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011
Get the Beef Jerkymug. when a girls pussy is so dry it feels like her lips are hard and chewy just like a slab of stale beef jerky.
by D sanchez May 18, 2004
Get the jerky lipsmug. Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.
by The Jerky Guy January 19, 2009
Get the Beef Jerkymug. This can be defined as anything that is "tight," "smashin," "hot," or "tastes good." The phrase is used in strong like, or excitement about something/someone/someplace.
A guy is walking by and you think he is hott, you lean over and whisper to your girls, "thats some jerk in a can!"
You are shopping and you see a pair of jeans that just rock.. you can't help but yell out "damn, those are Jerky in a can!"
You are shopping and you see a pair of jeans that just rock.. you can't help but yell out "damn, those are Jerky in a can!"
by Jenn Holloway October 3, 2005
Get the Jerky in a canmug. A food dish, which is usually consumed when a person is so hammered and hungry that is seems like a good idea. Consists of a cold can of New England clam chowder with pieces of jerky added for extra flavor. Jerky chowder should appropriately be eaten with a plastic spoon or some other rudimentary tool and the jerky should be stolen from a local convenient store and smuggled out in your pants.
Dude. We were so hammered last night....
Yeah man do you remember eating that cold can of chowder? You added jerky to it and it was friggin delicious. Jerky Chowder.
No I don't remember that at all. Just another night in Key West I suppose.
Yeah man do you remember eating that cold can of chowder? You added jerky to it and it was friggin delicious. Jerky Chowder.
No I don't remember that at all. Just another night in Key West I suppose.
by Love Bandit 45 September 20, 2010
Get the jerky chowdermug. (noun)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
by akmeid April 10, 2010
Get the Jerky Curtainsmug. by Weezymagic August 25, 2011
Get the Road jerkymug.