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Japster

Look at that pikachu-loving japster!
by dotdotdotcom May 27, 2009
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japseye

This is a way of describing a mans pee-hole because its the shape of a japanesse mans eye!
I have a sting in my japseye when I pee!

Shut up or i'll flick your japseye!!
by GaNjaGaN July 12, 2004
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Japstacking

Verb

1. When 5 or more Japanese people merge together to form one larger humanoid entity with all 4 limbs capable of independent movement. Much akin to a cheerleader pyramid, but the japanese never engage in this activity for entertainment purposes. It is solely used as an extreme last resort in order to attack or defend. Unlike a cheerleading pyramid, which takes practice, trust and great deal of familiarity with your team mates and/or system, japstacking can occur with 5 japanese total strangers. The reason for this is because japanese people in general are fit, trim and most of them are ninjas. This primal inner instinct or governing group mentality only occurs in the japanese, much like in army ants. When they merge together, it's not in the manner of smaller pieces of "The Blob" reconvening to form 1 big blob, but more in the manner of Voltron merging, but without the metallic machinery noises. They stack in a very calculated and mathematical manner, but without thinking or practice.

2. The human equivalent of a Transformer combiner or Gestalt (Devastator, Bruticus, Menasaur, Superion, etc.) As can be seen in the Drawn Together episode entitled "Gay Bash."
"Most of the Japanese ran when they saw Godzilla coming, but the students in Mr. Hashimoto's karate class started japstacking to defend the dojo from destruction."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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jap's eye jockey

An offensive name used to describe a male with homosexual tendencies in the United kingdom. Alternatives include arse bandit and jobbie jabber. Also see jap's eye
That guy over there is a Jap's eye Jockey.
by Recci91 September 13, 2011
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Double Jap's Eye

The rare occurrence where only the skin of middle part of your jap's eye sticks together. When you pee, two streams come out creating the illusion of a double jap's eye.
Dude I finally got a double jap's eye, it went everywhere!
by abbott_j May 18, 2010
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Japside

Japside has no real definition however, it is often used as light hearted slang on genitalia.

Knowledge of It's origin is not known.
"That guy just came out of nowhere and flashed his Japside at me!"
by Tootsie April 17, 2005
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Japscat

Help !!!theres a japscat on my face
by P'n'S dicktionary November 16, 2019
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