Gloppy Jalopy

Noun, Adj. - some rank ass puss

alt. uses- gloppy

1. Carl went to hit it last night but she had that gloppy jalopy, so he dipped.
2. Carl: Damn it smells like fish in here.
Steve: No that's just Samantha's gloppy.
3. Does she have some fresh poontang or that gloppy jalopy?

by poontangdestroyer4 November 29, 2021

jalopy pancake

both jalopy and pancake; developed when the raco brothers were "wrestling" and throwing pancakes; a sloppy looking individual, someone who is extremely unintelligent or extremely random; a douche mongrel

wow, that brandon raco is a true jalopy pancake, check out his bacon collar

by fishmongrel101 February 24, 2011

jalopy style

1)Sexual intercourse wherein one goes all out with no regards for who the partner is or what the act may be.

2.) Sexual promiscuity (particularly among males) which thereby suggests popularity for masculinity or sexual prowess. The idea of a man-whore, though in a more positive and successful light.

Coined by Matt Sims of the band Citizen King.

"I'll take it all over, jalopy style"

or

"Yeah, man. That dude gets around, if you know what I mean. He goes jalopy style around here."

by blarghlebonn January 1, 2012

jaloopa

a big ass forehead on boys

He has a big jaloopa

by caca.jess November 12, 2018

Sloppy Jalloppy

This is a term for getting a blow job from an elderly women who has taken her dentures out. She will "gum" the penis into a sensationally different and some would say a better feeling experience.

"Hey grandma, tell your roommate to come here and give me a sloppy jalloppy"
"Hey, how much for a good sloppy jalloppy?"

by Moonbouncer January 13, 2009

jalop

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

by Cosmixmaster June 30, 2003

floppy jalopies

Saggy and pancake like breasts that are very floppy and limber in nature and form.

Africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.

by Dameese February 17, 2009