Jalapeno handjob

Getting a handjob with icy hot as lube

My dick is still burning from that jalapeno handjob last night.

by Ash2meowth July 10, 2016

Jalapenis

Whilst wearing a sombrero or pancho, take a condom, dip it in the Atomic sauce at Quaker and rub ghost chili's on it, then fuck a girl in preferably the butthole, but the vagina will do.

To spice up their sex life Sal and Emily tried the Jalapenis, needless to say Emily couldn't walk right for about two weeks.

by salandemily123 September 26, 2011

Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger

A burger with jalapeño pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

hot jalapeno

A hand job that is as crazy as the Mexican pepper.

Dude, Kelly gave me a hot jalapeno last night. It was sizzlin'.

by stacy'sfuckingmom June 3, 2010

jalapeno monkey

A monkey native to Latin America and Dublin.
Eats: Sub of the day with extra jalapenos.

The jalapeno monkey is found in Dublin zoo.

by Absolut Tricia November 4, 2006

Jalepeno Ram Rod

Smothering your penis in hot sauce before forcibly shoving it into a womans anus.

I gave her such a powerful jalepeno ram rod last night that her tears burned.

by Brad Tumult June 7, 2007

Jalapeno Popsicle

Insert jalapeno into rectum, penetrate rectum, romantic explosion in rectum, pull it out and let her suck it off.

The old lady was cooking Mexican for dinner and had jalapenos next to the stove. I decided to shove the jalapenos in her ass, came in it, pulled it out and let her lick it off. I said “How’s your jalapeno popsicle, darling?”

by denverAHO January 18, 2009