Jergenoff 

The experience of spending a lot of money on something, discovering you hate it, but feel protective of it regardless.

Ryan: God, I hate my new iPhone! I laid down like 300 bucks for it!

Sam: Then can I borrow it for the week?

Ryan: Hell no!

Josh: Jergenoff...

Jergenoff by Bondz January 13, 2010

Jörgen 

pewdiepie’s minecraft horse. he got lost alot

2019-2019 F

Jörgen?! Where are you

Jörgen by jörgenwemissyou June 30, 2019

jerkin with jergens 

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.

"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."

jerkin with jergens by Kareem Abdul Akbar January 12, 2017

Jørgan 

Pewdiepies horse that everyone loves
“Hello tiny horse!”
Reddit also loves this horse

“Come back here Jørgan!”

Jørgan by Orioles1932 June 29, 2019

Jorgen 

The horse that cannot be replaced. The great horse that followed Pewdiepie during his adventures in Minecraft. The horse that has died bravely as it was "supposed to go into the Nether".

"Jorgen was like a father to me. He was like my son."

Jorgen by CeasingCorgi3 July 1, 2019

jergen 

Vasaline/skin lotion. Normal used when home alone.

Yo Dan pass me some jergen.

jergen by Drake Zebra October 18, 2004

Jorgen 

A norweigen Person who lusts for tomatoes

Woah your eating those like a Jorgen!

Jorgen by Alex Cetera September 28, 2008