itchy lava

The feeling a teenage boy gets when he is about to ejaculate all over the place

"Damn man, itchy lava feels so good"

by sss83001 March 15, 2017

itchy and scratchy

A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...

Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)

They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom

by Brother Number One July 15, 2008

the itchy dick

that annoying itching sensation you contract from dirty hos.

"That skank gave me the itchy dick so i punched her taint in an effort to fight aids."

by Noogles ECU December 4, 2007

bitchy itchies

another term for scabies. usually given before actual diagnosis (scabies is often misdiagnosed as dermititis). the bitchy itchies really suck and causes constant horrid itching which leads to becoming incredibly bitchy all the time.

this term could be used to describe any horribly itchy rash that seems to not go away easily, but the nature of scabies suits it well.

"dude don't get your bitchy itchies on me!!"

"still got the bitchy itchies man?"

by ultraduckling14 May 28, 2009

Itchy Sack

When your balls just don't stop itching.

GOD, I'VE HAD AN ITCHY SACK ALL DAY

by Teel778234562735 January 26, 2011

Itchy Butthole

An itchy butthole is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defication that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole.

If you ever decide to participate in a game of loaded questions, be prepared for the worst. A chain of itchy buttholes will start to develop and you'll have a full dinner table complaining of an itchy butthole!!!!

by homo dumb dumb March 6, 2009

itchy eye

Euphemism for the anus. Specifically referencing it's proclivity to itch when unclean or uncared for.

Having nothing else handy, Mike used a toothbrush to take care of his itchy eye.

by Spmarx May 18, 2006