Iranian

1) Prefer to be called "persian"- gentle like the cat "meoww"
2) lead by the shortest man in the world- the only iranian with balls to speak out against anyone- only middle eastern
3) Most men, named "ali" or "reza" or "ali-reza",
4) Men, if they dnt get girls, they cut thier dicks off and become Trannys. - 2nd highest population of transexuals in the world. (1st thailand)

"I think Rezalina is an Iranian"- (4)

by just for jokes March 14, 2008

Iranian Bike Ride

An Iranian sexual act, in which one person rides an exercise bike and pedals without going anywhere. While the cyclist is pedaling away, another person proceeds to fling diarrhea at the cyclist's face with a spatula. The cyclist can pedal all they want, but they're not going anywhere on a freestanding bicycle.

Maz Jobrani may be a mildly amusing comedian, but the word on the street is that he gives one hell of an Iranian Bike Ride.

by Charlie's Chocolate Factory November 8, 2009

Iranian dentist

1. A paid assassin.

2. An enhanced interrogator.

3. A sex move where the girl lies on her back and a guy opens her mouth and skull-fucks her from above. Then he cums in her mouth and tells her to spit.

1. I hired an Iranian dentist to take care of that building inspector.

2. They used an Iranian dentist to make him talk.

3. I gave her an Iranian dentist and now she won't stop calling me.

by Banana_Fight September 23, 2011

Iranian Bullwhip

The act of defecating inside a sock and soaking it in a cup of urine for a while, then slapping said shit-filled sock on a car/door/person/small animal/etc.

"Dude, I did an Iranian Bullwhip on Old Man Jenkins car!"

"Oh god, that shit'll stink for weeks!"

by FranklinTempleton August 20, 2011

Iranian Ball Gog

When you take 2 boiled eggs put them in a ziploc bag with either warm water or urine. Then wake somebody up by putting them between your legs and slapping them in the face

hey allen i iranian ball gogged michael last night

by ,snakeeyes October 12, 2010

Iranian Towel Gagger

The sexual act of shiting in ones own white briefs, placing them on their partners head and gagging them with the waist band all the while fucking them from behind

She is such a dirty towel head now, I totaly gave her a Iranian Towel Gagger

by Tinkle Ticker October 13, 2010

iranian surprise

When you bust a nut in a chicks face ( splurge ). While it is all over her face making it sticky. You throw sand at her face causing it to stick to her face BITCH.

"I gave Brock's Sister an Iranian surprise". "strangely she liked it"

B&E J&G

by G Ridge December 23, 2007