Tatsuki Inoue

fat asian kid who eats his chopsticks after every meal

tatsuki inoue is not let into panda express anymore

by gropthor guntherbottom April 15, 2009

inyourfacebook

where you can upload a picture of someone and punch them

Charelle just went up on INYOURFACEbook.com and punched the hell of of him

by jackleT June 20, 2011

Inhouse hockey

A fucking shameful display of people who want to play hockey, but just fucking suck at it.

Most inhouse hockey players play JV hockey in their high school for all 4 years, unless one gets real good, real quick.

by FreshmanVarsityIceHockey August 10, 2009

insouciant wensey

After you come in a woman, add a scoop of ice cream and a shot of kahlua with a funnel. She jumps around then squats over a glass, drinks it and then throws it up into your mouth.

Honey, I'm thirsty -- hop on my disco stick and mix me up an Insouciant Wensey.

by Yambone III February 5, 2010

imyourcat

Imyourcat a runescape hacker who phished many people before getting baned. A legend in his time

I got imyourcat'd last night and lost all my runescape pixels

by Imyourcat2 February 28, 2009

in you

You're a nurse and had a long day working fulltime plus six emergencies. One patient's left leg was wrongly amputated (it should have been his left nose wing). You cried because you felt his disbelief. And then he proposed to you on his intact knee which turned out weird. Your colleague Julie gives you a lift home and confesses her love to you. She is a single mum and we all know what thats about so you hug her, kiss her cheeks and tell her she is beautiful and you ask her to endure these hardships for one day someone will notice her angelic struggle and honor her for that.
You get out of the car all tense and confused and open the door only to be greeted by at least 8 envelopes containing bills. Now you get a little sad and quiet and open the fridge to find that one consoler. Did Jim drink all the fucking beers?

After a quick shower you slowly enter sleepo mode and lay down. Your breathing wakes Jim, he turns around and hugs you from behind, his hands 3D-silhouetting your body lines. After squeezing your buttcheeks you notice Jim's coming to life and lust and you dismiss the idea of falling asleep. Your fat ass circles his cobra which now arrows for its target. This kind of playing along with his kisses all over your neck and back and heavy breathing gets you so damn hot, horny and wet. You cant wait any longer. But Jim, the fucking teaser that he is, keeps you craving that first shove. You turn around and suck him off, sucking and slurping like its your last day on earth. Before he cums you turn around again offering him your dripping behind. He finishes and falls asleep in you.

by Krkič April 23, 2019

ifyourgaysaywhat

The one true form of immature trickery to use when you are willing to mentally destroy those who have unfortunately been next to you.

Antagonist: IFYOURGAYSAYWHAT
Victim: What?
Antagonist: Hahaha your gay dude
Victim: Fuck

by ThatOneBlondeKid September 17, 2019