Insurgent

A term that relates to someone fighting in a guerrilla war/insurrection. It basically means somebody fighting or rebelling against their home country (ex. someone in Libya shooting at pro-governmnt forces.) However, to the Bush Administration and anyone who watches Fox News, it means a terrorist or someone fighting against U.S troops or any of their allies.

Does not mean a terrorist, Fox News and Bush may think so, but that isn't true at all.

Bush: I got it! Let's call them insurgents! People won't tell the difference between them and terrorists! Ha ha ha!!!

by Treasonous October 23, 2011

Divine intervention

When god makes something happen. A prime example is when in the 2001/02 season when west brom had to win at bradford in the 2nd last game of the season to be in the front seat for promotion ahead of deadly rivals wolves. We never really looked like scoring, but then out of knowhere, the ball was hoofed into the box, and bob taylor was fouled and we had a penalty!! Igor balis slotted it way and we went up next weekend. Cheers god, I owe you one.

You couldn't have written a bettewr script for the last day

I believe divine intervention scored that penalty

by number 1 wee haggis by the way June 5, 2005

Smartphone Intervention

Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.

"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."

by thesharon December 5, 2011

Divine Intervention

The only effective way of killing a paladin.

*Horde 1* Hey when's the last time you've ganked a paladin?

*Horde 2* Uh...

*Horde 2* Well i saw a paladin use Divine Intervention once, suckaa

by mr nibbles December 22, 2006

Intervention on A&E

The show Intervention on A&E is a great show to watch while you get high. To be an addict on that show would be the equivalent of being on that douchebag, grave-robber Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd. These addicts think they're doing a documentary about their drug use, and on the last day of the "documentary", usually after they do a big shot of china white, or smoke an ungodly amount of meth, they show up to the interview only to be surprised by their friends and family reading poorly wriiten letters about how "your drug use has affected me in the following ways"(almost always in those exact words). Then they go on to make em go to a ridiculously Hollywood-esque rehab facility where most of em leave after a few weeks or so and continue on the same path they were on before they were tricked into going to rehab in the first place. For the hardcore junkie, interventions lead to feelings of betrayal and humiliation and a total loss of trust. Then, with nobody left who shows these addicts any respect,they spiral into a life of crime which leads to a stiff prison sentence, and all the sudden that "rock bottom" everyone always talks about comes way too fast and hard, and the only thing left to do is the biggest shot that anyones ever done, and drift off to permanent sleep.

If my family ever tricked me into an Intervention on A&E, I can guaranfuckintee the FCC wouldnt air that episode. I would make sure Jeff VanVonderen and Candy Finnigan,(the 2 interventionists), were being scraped off the floor by my back-stabbing, spineless "friends and family." Then I'd sell their organs on the black market for heroin money.

by SpoonandaNeedle December 30, 2011

insurgent

Members of the radical Islam movement. As long as they are losing, they are allowed to be killed, beaten, arrested, convicted of war crimes, and called terrorists. But it's all okay in the eyes of most Americans (red-necks), because they're fighting against a great democratic revolution that changed their world for the better. (yeah right)

While the USSR was occupying Afghanistan in the 80s, Soviets said that rebels were counter-revolutionaries and insurgents, whereas the US called them freedom fighters. The freedom fighters were members of the same group as "insurgents" in Iraq today.

by Socialist Realism May 30, 2006

Divine Intervention

The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.

Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?

Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!

Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.

*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.

by J.T. Homeslice May 24, 2011