Instagib

Stands for Instant Giblets, referring to one-hit kills in FPS games where the victim is instantly turned into 'giblets', or explodes.

Originated in Quake II and made popular in Unreal Tournament.

I took out my instagib rifle and limbs started flying when I started gibbing all around.

by Zopiac April 12, 2009

Instagram Normie

Someone, who shows you the memes that you saw an hour ago on Reddit and argues with you when you tell them that the meme's stolen. He/She also usually thinks that minion memes are funny and quotes like "she believed" are deep. He/She also has the urge to post about every moment of his/her life. They could be very annoying.

-"Hey! Look at this funny meme I found!"
-"You're such an Instagram Normie. This meme was stolen from Reddit. I saw it like an hour ag-"
-"NO IT WASN'T! You're just jealous that I have more followers."

by I don't recognize the bodies March 26, 2019

Instagram whore

A person who thinks having more followers than someone else makes them cool. Usually a teen, or a adult who thinks he's a teen still.

1:"hey did you see bob had 300 followers?"

2: "no, I don't really care, he's just an Instagram whore"

by TheJuicyMoose May 11, 2014

Instagame

verb/noun
The game instagrammers play in order to gain more followers/likes. Common tactics include following your prey until they follow you back and then promptly unfollowing them or using hashtags such as #follow4follow and #like4like. Another example would be asking someone to follow you and then not following them back after they have followed you.

verb:
Taras: "Hey Tim, I got Carolyn to follow me."
Tim: "Careful she doesn't instagame you. Shes a beezy."

noun:
Taras: "Tim, I lost a follower!"
Tim: "Dat Instagame doe."

by Taras M December 11, 2012

Instagourmet

A meal whether its Ramen noodles or lobster bisq........as long as you take a pic of it with instagram it will look that much more appetizing.

"dude that mushroom soup looks gross" "nah, soon as i instagram it, it will look yummy. ya'know...instagourmet"

by joeyasyouknowit February 21, 2013

Intacocated

To be so wonderfully full off of tacos that your incapable of common actions such as walking straight .

Bob: "I got so Intacocated at Taco Bell last night that I ended up sleeping in the parking lot because I was to full to drive home ."

by Crumpton December 17, 2014

Instagaymous

A homosexual who is known by the gay community around the world, on Instagram. Subject typically flaunts their physical appeal through shirtless selfies, aspirational lifestyle photos and the overtagging of every #gay #instagay #legday hashtag possible.

I think that guy is instagaymous. I almost didn't recognize him with his shirt on.

by elevatorbones February 25, 2015