verb (used with object), instabanned
1. to prohibit, forbid, or bar from instagram due to inappropriate or excessive use of the app through posting an inordinate amount of vain pictures which may include self-indulgently sentimental couple shots with hashtags such as #together #awesome #cutecouple or #togetherforever
2. Also appropriately used as a hash tag when a instagram user abuses other users feeds with images of puppies or baby animals
1. to prohibit, forbid, or bar from instagram due to inappropriate or excessive use of the app through posting an inordinate amount of vain pictures which may include self-indulgently sentimental couple shots with hashtags such as #together #awesome #cutecouple or #togetherforever
2. Also appropriately used as a hash tag when a instagram user abuses other users feeds with images of puppies or baby animals
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"Damn these mashed potatoes taste like cardboard." "Yea they're like instant potatoes haha" "hah yea they're instatoes."
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A person who creates the perception that they can program, by posting pictures of themselves with computers on Instagram.
These are usually attractive people gathering a following with the intention of advertising to them.
These pictures may also be of:
* an incomprehensible block of code in the text editor Sublime.
* A stack of programming books that teach unrelated languages; C++ & CSS, HTML & Objective-C
* Paper notebook with a block of syntax written on it
* multiple computers with the subjects hand on either of the keyboards
* Yoga poses with a laptop open in front of the user
* A glass of wine held out in front of a computer
These are usually attractive people gathering a following with the intention of advertising to them.
These pictures may also be of:
* an incomprehensible block of code in the text editor Sublime.
* A stack of programming books that teach unrelated languages; C++ & CSS, HTML & Objective-C
* Paper notebook with a block of syntax written on it
* multiple computers with the subjects hand on either of the keyboards
* Yoga poses with a laptop open in front of the user
* A glass of wine held out in front of a computer
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Girl this nigga just followed me, don't know me, got a whole gf, and all in my inbox. That's a straight Instahoe.
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Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.
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