inshaaf

a kid in the back of your class, normally late. always on his phone, finds his best friends sister hot, my ex bestie.

me: "look its my ex bestie inshaaf"
mia: "ok, ew"

by NotZ March 24, 2022

instafail

The action of failing instantly at a tried action.

For instance, the act of not putting sage into the email field, and then posting will amount to an instafail, as the poster has failed instantly at saging.

Other instafail incidences can be seen as linking to ebaumsworld, reffering to a picture of a cat with text on it as a "lolcat", or any other commonplace newfaggotry action that takes place on the internet.

Instafailing is not limited to the internet though, any action that can be perceived as failing at the moment the action is attempting can also be seen as an instafail.

Person 1: hey check out this video from ebaumsworld! its halarious!
Person 2: instafail. don't talk to me

by rabid9797 January 11, 2009

Instafist

Throwing a punch without thinking, it hits the person almost instantly after you throw it

Hey guys cut it out, your bugging the shit out of me
If you dont stop im gonna hit you with an instafist

by Crispy#72 August 25, 2009

instafriend

one who is friends with you in real life, but too cool to follow you back on instagram.

hey is that john?

yea, he's friendly in person, even calls to hang sometimes, but seems more concerned about his followers on instagram.

oh, he's an instafriend?

yea, that's right.

by anaveragewhiteguy July 26, 2017

instafuck

a term used for good smelling cologne that makes girls want to fuck the guy instantly

Matt's instafuck was so orgasmic that i wanted to fuck him the second i smelled him.

by sadie paradise January 13, 2008

Triggered Insaan

Triggered Insaan AKA Nischay Malhan

He is one of the well known youtuber of india new Delhi, he is a roaster who make family friendly content . Videos without any abusive language. He has a large fan base called TRIGGERED ARMY

he has a gaming channel too..... LIVE INSAAN

EXAMLE :

Triggered insaan is my favorite YouTube creator

by anonymous January 30, 2022

instafamily

The result of having three or more children at once.

Bob's wife had triplets, and now he has to trade his car in for a minivan to fit his instafamily.

by raymo03 August 2, 2007