narcisso-incestuous masturbation

The act of having sex with one's clone.

Question: Is having sex with one's clone incest or masturbation?
Answer: It's neither. It's narcisso-incestuous masturbation.

by mysticalcupcake April 17, 2009

Incest

When you have sexual interests with someone in your family (cousin, brother, sister, etc)

Logan is having sex with his cousin! Should I tell Rosie? That’s incest!

by Parishiltonisshook December 3, 2017

incest

To really, really, really love your family.

It's good incest when I can't stop thinking about my aunt!

by Jose Melendez October 13, 2007

incest

When somebody has sex with a member of their own family. When in doujinshi or fanfics, when two characters who belong to the same family, do such a forbidden action seen as wrong by many, but consensually because they are in love with each other, it automatically hyperboosts the quality of the doujinshi/fic. In real life, there is a level of controversy regarding incest. People in America can't do it, even in a consensual manner, by law, the British Royal Family has to do it by law, and some places probably don't even give a fuck whether you do it or not, as long as both partners wanted to do it, therefore no one being raped. When a lot of people think incest, they think deformed children and rape. But, birth control + consent of both partners = the right to declare a stereotype that anti-incest laws revolve around, false. Incest = redneck? Not necessarily. Anyone from any walk of life could be practicing incest. If somebody falls in love with a family member, you know sex will most likely be involved, therefore stereotype #2 has been declared false.

If they both are in love with each other, ain't a damn thing wrong with it, is there?

by Hand Hanzo April 18, 2005

incestophiles

An incestophile is a person who is sexually attracted to family members

Person 1: I’m incestophile
Person 2: That’s disgusting your sexually attracted to family members

incestophiles

by anonymous May 29, 2021

Chinese Incest Trap

When you are stuck 1 inch in your mom and your dad is 1 inch in you. You aren't able to exit to the sides, either you go deeper in your mom or go back and let your dad get deeper in you.

Mike: Hey are you ok, you look pretty shooken up pal.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.

by Moist Sperg July 8, 2020

The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy

A mythical creature who roams the streets of Philadelphia and persuades homeless junkies to sell their souls for pocket change under a legally binding contract. The Great Incesto is also rumored to have magically flown these "homeless junkies" into the sky and given them the ass raping of their life. It is also believed that The Great Incesto is the mother and brother of all homeless junkies, hence the name "Incesto". Contrary to textbooks and popular belief, The Great Incesto never carries his sodomy in a magic bag.

"Hey man, did you give that crackhead any money?"

"Fuck that, I'd rather watch him get his ass raped by The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy for 45 cents.

by Bobby Baloney October 9, 2009