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When a man accidentally ejaculates a little bit in his pants. It often occurs without significant reason or warning, and the man is aware enough to hold his load in after the inkling has come out. Overly sensitive men and pasty virgins are particularly prone to inklings, especially when they have a hunch. It is somewhat similar to a shart or a light tinkle from laughter or an amusement park ride, except with jizz instead of poop or urine, respectively.
Guy 1: No way man, Kobe is better.

Guy 2: Come on, Lebron is the—uhmff awww...

Guy 1: What the hell?

Guy 2: I just let out an inkling!

Guy 1: Dude...

Guy 2: I need to change my pants.
by Pat did it July 13, 2009
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inking

The act of one ejaculating in the water to create a cloud to ward off predators.
Dude there was a shark chasing me, the only reason I survived was because I inked it in the face. I only just had enough time to escape. Yeah I gave that shark a real inking
by Communist boi 68 plus 1 March 13, 2019
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inkijk

inkijk is the dutch word for cleavage
"Die vrouw heeft veel inkijk"
by inkijk June 28, 2014
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inveigh

2nd shittiest thing in moorpark.
1st shittiest happens to be that fire that burned my house down!
Good thing moorpark has syngaia because inveigh is an insult to the hardcore scene.
by Josh January 9, 2004
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Inked

The art of using another persons body as a canvas utilising your sperm (ink) to create a piece of art on the other persons desired body part
That bitch got inked last night painted a mona lisa on her chest
by Camonator July 29, 2017
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Inkie

Derogatory Term for a Corporate Person. Much Like the negative tern Mick is derived from the "Mc" in many Irish last names, it's a derived from the "inc" common in many corporation names.
How many Inkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Corporations only screw customers and employees.
by Kermit Norquist July 23, 2012
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Inked

WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOU SNEEZE/COUGH/LAUGH AND PERIOD BLOOD IS FORCED OUT INTO YOUR UNDERWEAR/PAD
I just laughed so hard and i just inked myself
by psudunim July 16, 2019
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