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crime scene investigation

The act of rumaging around in a female's trash for evidence that she is on her period.
I took a shit in this girls appartment last night. After a little crime scene investigation, I decided to bolt.
by Double D Nice August 17, 2009
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anal investigator

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.
The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.
by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014
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investiHATE

Investigating a person for the main or sole purpose of hating on them.
I have to investiHATE this new guy that my homegirl is seeing
by A. Neal January 24, 2008
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Privates Investigator

a.k.a Dick Devil, Penis Pirate, or Genital Gangster. Basically any one who craves the male genitalia.
Wow She is the biggest privates investigator i've ever seen
by 12345498456 April 22, 2008
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Investigate

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.
Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!
by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010
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investihate

To investigate what your co-worker that you don't like is doing so you can hate on them for succeeding.
A car salesmen walks by another salesman's office to evesdrop and find out if the other salesman's customer is going to buy the car. If they buy you can hate on him. If they walk out without buying it makes you happy that he failed. "Hold on Jim has a customer. Let me go investihate."
by Danimal Mac February 3, 2006
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Investigatorally

see also: investigatively, investigatorial.
A process in which one observes, measures, fact-checks and sleuths for the right answer, specifically in the Criminal Justice arena.
Through my investigatorial findings, it is clear that the blood did not belong to Jennie

I found, investigatorally, that the crime committed was indeed committed by none other then the Masked Mutant
by dateofbirth October 16, 2012
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