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Invertism

A society in which everything works in complete reverse, from what one expected the world to be like as a child, or is that whats called adulthood?
have you noticed some invertism lately?
by Mr. Lay mandeep. May 10, 2017
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The Inverted Stranger

Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.
by TheJoel May 3, 2006
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No I Never!

What people say when they never did anything, but obviously, their grammar is no so very well.
NO I NEVER!!!!
by BiggestTurd June 21, 2011
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inverted pelican

A sexual postion in which a man holds a woman or another man upside down, who moans or squaks with each thrust.
Patrick: So Nate, what are you and Kirsten upto?
Nate: Well i though i might try to catch an inverted pelican with her
Patrick: CAW CAW CAW
by Paredith February 1, 2008
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invertebrother

"HoWs it going my invertebrother?"
"Pretty good wicked sis"
by universalTorrent March 7, 2017
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Inverted 69

When a woman arches her back over a man so while she’s slurping his man-meat, he’s both eating her ass and diddling her clam. Requires intense focus and discipline to get the most out of
I never thought I’d ever give a rim job, then my wife showed me the Inverted 69
by DiamondDick9 May 10, 2020
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craniorectal inversion

A state of being usually adopted by middle management types whereby one's head is inserted into one's own arse. Considered to be quite an accomplishment by middle management types, given that their heads are at the same time permanently stuck in the respective arses of upper management types.
Psychologist: "The patient appears to be suffering from a chronic case of craniorectal inversion. What does he do for a living?"
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."
by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005
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