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Wizard Status Incel

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...
Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021
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incel

a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.
Krishna is an arrogant incel
by DwightfromtheFuture February 11, 2022
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Zoomali Incel

A lonely, unemployed, malnourished male from the country Somalia. They have an overinflated ego, are very racist against other Africans, very misogynistic and are characterized by their incredibly hideous looks:
Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.

Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.

You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.
*Somali girl posts a TikTok video minding her business*

Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.

*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*
by chewcyees September 24, 2023
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inclement weather

"Inclement weather" means unpleasant weather, which is stormy, rainy, or snowy weather. However, the phrase inclimate weather often is mistakenly used when the speaker really means "inclement" weather.
Amos: This is the coldest summer we have had on record. We need to do something about anthropogenic climate change.

Ignore Amos: Dude, there ain't no global warming! It's colder than usual this week, and don't you remember that inclimate weather we had this winter? That was cold, too!

Amos: Anthropogenic climate change does not mean just global warming. It also includes unseasonably cooler weather due to the melting of the polar ice caps. Furthermore, cold weather in the winter is not inclimate weather. I think "inclement weather" is what you meant to say.
by Biff Skippy February 8, 2010
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inclimate weather

Often mistakenly used when the phrase "inclement weather" should be used, the phrase "inclimate weather" actually means "unseasonable weather" due to climate change.

"Inclement weather" means "unpleasant weather which is stormy, rainy, or snowy," and that can also be the meaning of "inclimate weather" when the weather is supposed to be pleasant. However, when the climate and the time of year normally would bring stormy, rainy, or snowy weather, "inclimate weather" is sunny or pleasant weather.
Amos: This is the coldest summer we have had on record. We need to do something about anthropogenic climate change.

Ignore Amos: Dude, there ain't no global warming! It's colder than usual this week, and don't you remember that inclimate weather we had this winter? That was cold, too!

Amos: Anthropogenic climate change does not mean just global warming. It also includes unseasonably cooler weather due to the melting of the polar ice caps. Furthermore, cold weather in the winter is not inclimate weather. I think "inclement weather" is what you meant to say.
by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010
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incel

"You got your girlfriend a birthday present? Fucking simp. If she were my girlfriend I would've given her air and told her to go make me a sandwich."

"which is why you don't get any bitches you fucking incel"
by wetfartinhumidweather January 14, 2023
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Horizontally Inclined

Newsanchor: And with the recent release of Dunkin Donuts new chain of resturants, there will definitly be a drastic increase in the number of Horizontally Inclined people.
by Leetpwnstar May 7, 2008
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