Turd holster

That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.

Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.

My "turd holster" is fully loaded.

by The mad fapper September 3, 2013

meat holster

Vagina.

She knew he was married, yet she kept throwing her meat holster at him.

by Da Rossa June 13, 2022

cigar holster

Another name for a vagina.

Bill Clinton: Monica I have no where to put my cigar.
Monica: Why don't you try my cigar holster?

by docoperator November 21, 2016

Cock Holster

Rough slang for another man's lips - referring to them as accommodating a penis as a holster does a pistol. Thought to have originated in military boot camp.

"Hey - you better snap that cock holster shut before I shut it with my boot!"

by Sergeant Shank March 27, 2017

Love holsters

The excess fat of an obese person that is used as handholds when mounting for doggy style. Most Love holsters, are found on or near the hips and or the back.

Dude I couldn't get up on her from the front, so I used her love holsters to pull my self up to her pooter.

by Stiffie95 July 10, 2010

cock holster

Mouth. Used to tell someone to shut up (in about the worst way you can).

Shut your fucking cock holster.

by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

nose holster

A synonym for a woman's cleavage.

Please allow me to bury my face in your amazing nose holster.

by Chas Rockwell January 15, 2015