Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.

Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea

by Jurmy February 8, 2020

impossible shapes

shapes that cannot be displayed i a three dimensional space (such as your room), they must be played on vinyl.

No, I did not catch the Simpsons tonight, i went to see the impossible shapes. DUHHHH!

by tham nahem September 15, 2003

impossible sanchez

Fucking yourself in the ass while punching yourself in the face. See mobius punch.

Who's got two thumbs and is about to perform the impossible sanchez? This guy.

by sinistlor November 17, 2009

impossible lean

Crazy move pulled off by Michael Jackson when preforming smooth criminal. It involves a special shoe...

Jesus fuck! Have you seen that impossible lean?!

by Zenith1997 December 29, 2017

impossible sit-up

When you initiate rookies by restraining them from sitting up with a pillow or rag etc and removing it while someone stratles above the pillow with their pants down. Move the pillow and as a result the rookies face will procede into the guys asshole. Resulting in a brown nose.

Barney Dawg was so retarted he tried an impossible sit up and got shit stained . What a douche. Mccoy Sports 4 life

by COdy aka big dagg September 20, 2004

impossible sit-up

Action. To straddle someone's face and to place your asshole over that person's nose while they sleep, then as they awake from a punch in the groin...well you get the picture. Ta-da! An impossible sit up.

Matt gave Craig and IMPOSSIBLE SIT-UP and he farted in his nose!

by Godsbest September 2, 2003

Impossible whopper

When you go out with a hot chick but then see her without her makeup on and she’s ugly.

Also can be known for a burger at Burger King.

You seen that impossible whopper last?

by SpanishSanta420 April 20, 2020