idiocity

noun, something idiotic that is common and can be group behavior.

I am late because of the contagious traffic idiocity.

by Beginner Bonzo December 12, 2009

idiord

1. An idiot's word
2. An unknown expression, word, or phrase

1. Urban Dictionary adds another idiord to the list.
2. There's no koobecaf in my dictionary. It's idiord!

by timlight January 29, 2010

Idiocratic

Adjective; Without merit, thought, or consideration; often not rooted in truth. Those who act in such a way are often unaware they are, and are often of the Idiocracy school of thought.

Adapted from the movie Idiocracy (2006) to explain a way of thought that is counter-intuitive.

"Thinking that having slaves was a good idea is idiocratic."

"Robocop is a hollow movie with no substance." 'Stop being idiocratic.'

by PhatmanDover August 7, 2016

it's against my idiom

The word idiom has many meanings, one being

"A style of artistic expression characteristic of a particular individual, school, period, or medium: the idiom of the French impressionists; the punk rock idiom."

Therefore can be used as the perfect excuse to get out of doing stuff while still leaving the impression that you are an intelligent, intellectual individual

John: Wanna go to town
Gaz: Nah, it's against my idiom
John: Huh, yeah... (shuffles away)
Gaz is now free to see John's mum, knowing John will be baffled for the next 48 hours

by Legend Ronin July 27, 2005

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

by The Evit One October 28, 2010

idiocrity

general acts of utter stupidity leading one to believe that a specific person is a retard

Burrow's idiocrity was a total buzz kill last night.

by ilovemyk-swiss October 9, 2005

Idiofuck

a person who is too stupid to be called either an idiot, or a dumbfuck.

Jake can't speak Spanish at all; he's a dumb hispanocized idiofuck!

by Augustino-Montverde December 27, 2008