A unit of measurement for determining the length and girth of an erect penis. Used exclusively by men (usually but not always gay men) in online dating or chat profiles, the unit, while not uniform, often corresponds roughly to 1.5 American or English system inches. For example a standard 6 inch long penis becomes 9 AOL inches, etc., though the "average" AOL inch length appears to be between 8-9. Despite the name, AOL inches are now used universally online, not just on AOL anymore.
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Darling, you have an image similar to the 'Study after Velazquez's Portrait of Pope Innocent X' in the gusset of your y fronts.
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Ahhh that, it was a simple, yet furious itchasketch I created during a meeting this afternoon sweetie!
How did that happen?
Ahhh that, it was a simple, yet furious itchasketch I created during a meeting this afternoon sweetie!
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this term could be used to describe any horribly itchy rash that seems to not go away easily, but the nature of scabies suits it well.
this term could be used to describe any horribly itchy rash that seems to not go away easily, but the nature of scabies suits it well.
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Derived from World of Warcraft and its "buffs"
Derived from World of Warcraft and its "buffs"
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