Barr-splain

Give a circuitous partisan, summarization of a Federal investigation which purposefully omits content, context, nature, and substance of an investigators work and conclusions. AKA, Lying; perjury

"The summary letter the Department of Justice sent to Congress and released to the public late in the afternoon of March 24 was bargain basement Barr-splaining."

by I Kuchaokof May 2, 2019

culture-splain

When a person of another culture starts explaining how their culture works before even realizing that you might know what it is.

Shut yo ass up Jorge! Don’t try to culture-splain wit yo Speedy-Gonzales lookin ass”

by ChrisC_ November 29, 2018

'splain'

Explanation is abbreviated in a fun and Ricky Ricardo way to " 'splain' ". Explain and explained ( 'splained) can also fit the form.

JoeBiden provided the 'splain' when he detailed the payments to be made to citizens.

by ElCommissioner March 18, 2021

splain

A slang term for 'explain'.

That Penguins of Madagascar kid is magoo."

"How is that magoo, kid? Splain! Splain!"

by ZaneyP00 June 23, 2022

stop splaining

A command to shut someone up when you don't want to hear what the other person has to say, nor explain the reason why.

Larry tried explaining his ambitious unrealized dreams to Anne, but there was no way Anne could understand his rambling lectures, and half baked ideas.
As soon as Larry would say one of his key words Anne was on que like a conditioned Pavlov Dog with rabies uncontrollably command Larry to stop splaining.

Larry would pout, and stammer in response, but with no hope of continuing.

by mlhiss May 7, 2020

Splain-shame

The act of explaining facts to someone in an effort to get them to realize they are acting in a shameful manner. Often used to convince people to stop believing that others are deceived by their bullshit.

"Bobby had to splain-shame George into admitting that his girlfriend was indeed a hobag"

by Johnnyboy369 November 5, 2019

Gentile-splaining

When a non-Jew attempts to explain a Jewish practice to a Jewish person.

She was Gentile-splaining when she attempted to teach me about Jewish conversion and posted "You know, when Charlotte on "Sex in the City" converted to Judaism..."

by Valgirl December 17, 2021