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doomsday

-June 22nd, just the worst day in year, innit...
-Synonym for one's birthday
A: Tomorrow I'm turning 21!
B: So your doomsday happens on a doomsday?
A: Freaky, innit?
by thatguysbsing June 22, 2022
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Doomsday

June 2nd, when the fiends arrive upon the holy land of terrorism.
When’s Maggie’s birthday? Doomsday.
by Maarz May 16, 2023
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Doomsday

The day racism will end as believed to be written in the ancient scriptures.
Racism will end on the doomsday.
by Bean Laden May 1, 2021
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Doomsday flashbang

A doomsday flashbang is where the end of the world is about to happen so your whole neighbourhood cum simultaneously on the hottest woman around then all take turns slapping both her ears at the same time
Guy 1-let’s have a doomsday flashbang

Guy 2-Well it’s the end of the world anyway

Guy 3-LETS DO IT!!!
by TheRealMan101 December 20, 2022
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Blast it. Drone strike it with bunker-busters today. NO SHELTER FOR CUKERJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hym "Drone strike Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday shelter! He's trying to flee! He's going to let you all die while he hides out in he shelter! Kill him! Kill him quick! Destroy Cuckerbeard's doomsday shelter!!!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
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doomsday syndrome

A syndrome known by majority of people mainly on Discord that is used on people who stop talking and even listening in a voice chat because they are typing something in chat, losing focus on what a person was saying in voice chat.
“Yo what time is it for you?” - Says in vc

“Huh what did you say? I was too focused typing in chat…”

“That’s called doomsday syndrome.”
by holdingyouforransom June 9, 2024
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The Intestinal Doomsday

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019
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