Idle Hands

A 1999 comedy/horror movie. The laziest guy on Earth has his hand possessed by satan, and he goes around killing people at night without knowing. It's funny, stupid, violent, and all about marijuana.

Anton- Devon Sawa
Mick- Seth Green
Pnub- Elden Hansen
Molly- Jessica Alba

Quotes from Idle Hands:

Mick (While holding an electric knife): Look at me, I'm Leatherface! (the electric knife unplugs)

Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
Anton: Music?
Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: Oh we figured, fuck it. I mean, it was really far.

Mick: I'm gonna go call 911.... What's the number?
Pnub: Yeah..

Anton: Dearly beloved. We are all gathered here today.. Because you're all dead.

(after the lame death of the hand)
Mick: That's it? That's it? No explosions, no hellfire, no -
(screeches demonically)
Mick: I mean, no, I'm glad everybody's all right, but... that was weak.

by invpaievnapinvwrniva February 21, 2011

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IDLYITW

I Don't Like You In That Way, or IDLYITW, is a popular Hollywood gossip blog where two witty writers bring you up-to-date with celebrity gossip while completely burning the celebrities. IDLYITW could also be used as an acronym over AIM to let someone know you dislike them.

Check out the site IDLYITW to get a hearty dose of humor.

by Shelby JCS November 2, 2007

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Idle

A characteristic whereby someone is lazy and does nothing (or very little), often including the things they like to do. This is likely due to them not being bothered or finding it extremely hard to motivate themselves.

She was idle and rarely revised. However, her intelligence ensured that this fault went unnoticed in exam marks and instead she found herself gaining many compliments for her supposed diligence.

by A.person.who.seems.to.exist March 7, 2020

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idle chat

Meaningless talking or texting on a mobile phone, filling the silence or occupying time while waiting.

I was stuck in line so idle chatted with mom about napkins.

Derrick: I spoke to Tara last week on the way to school.

Eric: What did you talk about?

Derrick: Oh... why you can't find blue gummy bears.

Eric: Idle chat then.

by extrasketchy March 16, 2009

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idlwttig

A statement signals the impending thread apocalypse. Usually followed closely by a "right back atcha buddy" or a "My wife was offended by that comment."

First poster: Does anyone have any information on X, Y, or Z?
Second poster: Hey, first poster, what was up with those pics of you drunk on Saturday night?
Third poster: IDLWTTIG

by Ducatista April 6, 2007

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