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I-Ready

A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024
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I Ready Test

Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.
student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard?
student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.
by Smartiesmokerr April 14, 2024
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i-ready

boooooooooooooooo i-ready sucks
by blosse13 September 1, 2025
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I-ready

One of the few torture methods that's still completely legal in all 50 states.
Alright class, now let's do some I-Ready.
by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024
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I-ready

A terrible platform where children go to "learn" things that they already are learning in class which makes them extremely sad and makes the rest of the day worse
Alright class let's get on i-ready.
by Korletonix March 21, 2024
mugGet the I-readymug.

i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.
“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”
by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
mugGet the i-Ready Diagnosticmug.

i-Ready Learning Games

“Okay Little Timmy, you can go on i-Ready Learning Games now.”
by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
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