A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024
Get the I-Readymug. by Smartiesmokerr April 14, 2024
Get the I Ready Testmug. by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024
Get the I-readymug. A terrible platform where children go to "learn" things that they already are learning in class which makes them extremely sad and makes the rest of the day worse
by Korletonix March 21, 2024
Get the I-readymug. The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.
“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”
by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
Get the i-Ready Diagnosticmug. by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
Get the i-Ready Learning Gamesmug. 