a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.
by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024
Get the I ready balloonmug. by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024
Get the I-readymug. by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
Get the i-Ready Learning Gamesmug. I ready is Ohio me and my skibiti alpha level 10000 gyat wolfs hate it the last time we heard the word "I ready" me and my alpha skibiti friends jumped up in the air and made shit and twerked all the way to Ohio fanom tax I ready is NOT skibiti sigma its pure Ohio Fortnite battle pass me and my alpha pack will NOT edge to this #going to Ohio to kill my self
by the alpha skibiti pack March 6, 2024
Get the I readymug. A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024
Get the I-Readymug. The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.
“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”
by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
Get the i-Ready Diagnosticmug. A terrible platform where children go to "learn" things that they already are learning in class which makes them extremely sad and makes the rest of the day worse
by Korletonix March 21, 2024
Get the I-readymug.