Whateva, I do what I want!

Like yeah i'll do whateva wheneva. You must say it in an accent

Whateva,i do what I want.

by Yaden,Julie,Lindsay. November 14, 2004

I am broke. I have no bones!

This expression can be used to tell that someone has no money. I am broke there means that there's no money. I have no bones means that there's also no money. Bones means money in American Slang.

I am broke. I have no bones!

by Nabeel, January 9, 2009

I don't even, I can't even

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.

Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022

I do what I yoinky

To do something for no particular reason

or
To do something simply as you see fit

"Craig, why did you quit your job last night?" "I do what I yoinky Linda."

by Gaziwa May 23, 2021

P I C N I C

Problem In Chair Not In Computer

For the person who knows nothing about computers except basic tasks like turning it on and off and reading their email. Are you having a P I C N I C?

by Parker394 June 28, 2007

Whatever, I do what I want!

used by mostly obeserexic pre-teen ho-bags who have shitloads of unprotected sex with ppl 3 times their age.

Seen mostly on Maury and Jenny Jones....made even more popular by Cartman on South Park in the episode where Butters has balls strapped to his chin.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003