Woman: I don't get why high valuable men won't choose me!!
Kevin Samuels: What's your height and dress size:
Woman: 5'3, dress size 14
Kevin Samuels: Mam you are obese and rude, there is no way in hell a high value man will marry you. Pick a struggle.
Woman: but.. I'm a PHD
Kevin Samuels: What's your height and dress size:
Woman: 5'3, dress size 14
Kevin Samuels: Mam you are obese and rude, there is no way in hell a high value man will marry you. Pick a struggle.
Woman: but.. I'm a PHD
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