Hycoshit

A sexual category in which a hyena has sex with a man, and then proceeds to bite off the mans penis, eat it, then shit it out on the man.

"I should really stop partaking in hycoshit"
Anonymous

"Mmmm this is good hycoshit"
Anonymous

by Hycoshit Avenger August 2, 2010

Hypnosis

The act of putting somebody in a trance to do something.

I used hypnosis on her to quit smoking.

by I Dont Give A FUCK! June 16, 2019

hypochondriac

a hypochondriac is someone who honestly thinks they need freakin' medical attention for every cough, sniffle, or itch they have. this person will not fail to annoy the living crap out of you, about how positive they are that death is knocking at their door.

"my eye itches. im positive i have acute miloid lukemia and lung cancer."

"your such a freakin' hypochondriac dude."

by kittie kat May 9, 2006

hypochondriac

Someone who constantly thinks he or she is sick or about to become sick.

Lisa thinks she has the Bird Flu, but she's just a hypochondriac.

by Andy Z August 18, 2007

hyposculate

1. a word you use when you can't remember mathematical words

2. estimate

1. Math teacher - "...and what do you do next in this equation?"

Student - "I don't fucking know! Just hyposculate that shit."

2. Student - "I hyposculate that my math teacher is the biggest douche in the world"

by notise September 19, 2009

Hypoclitorate

When a guy claims and boasts that "chicks dig him" in bed but in actual fact really fucking sucks.

"Fuck that guy is a hypoclitorate! Like did you hear any moaning coming out of that room from that chick?"

by Kurt G April 10, 2008

Hypo-critic

A self-proclaimed critic who is especially fond of criticizing anything whilst being hypocritical.

John, "Hey man what's with Greg?"
Jack, "Oh he's just a hypo-critic, just ignore him."
John, "He's always so unmannerly and today he told me I'M rude. The nerve."

by misslyss. March 11, 2011