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humongus

extremly large, very big amount
he is a humongus man meaning a big man
by shirley September 4, 2003
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Humans

Humans:The most expendable form of life on the planet!!!!!
by humanhater January 18, 2008
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humansexual

Can be used in several ways.

1) As a positive adjective, a humansexual is identical to a pansexual, wherein another person's gender is irrelevant in regards to having an affinity for them. A humansexual is above all else attracted to humans as human beings.

2) Can be used as an insult to bisexual or pansexual people and could be a compliment for some. In this respect, the person being given the label is so indiscriminate as to label them a whore. They are so hyper-sexual that they are willing to have sex with whomever they see fit for the time being. It is not the person they care about, but their abillity to please them sexually. Most of these humansexuals are only really horny and not actually bisexual.

3) Can be used as a noun to describe someone who possesses an abillity to make anyone feel attracted to them. Gender and sexual orientation is completely disregarded because the person in question is so beautiful that it does not matter. This is, of course, is so rare it's practically non-existent.
1) My friend says she doesn't fall in love with a man or woman but the person's soul.

2) Colin Farrell and Madonna are two slutty humansexuals.

3) Angelina Jolie is the epitome of a humansexual. Everyone wants to have sex with her.
by stardust February 21, 2005
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humans vs zombies

What boot camp is to the armed forces, humans vs zombies is to anyone that wants to stand a chance in the impending zombie apocalypse.
The weeklong game, played at over 650 universities, begins with an approximately 1:30 zombie:human ratio, and ends with a final mission. Zombies wear orange bandannas around their heads; humans, around their bulging biceps. Stunned zombies wear bandannas around their necks for ten minutes, during which they walk in shame. A zombie may "turn" a human by eating its brains out, literally.
Well, by tagging a human with its hand, a zombie may figuratively eat the human's brains, thus turning it into a zombie(after a ten-minute transformation period).
A human may stun a zombie for ten minutes by hitting it with a thrown sock or(with higher success rates)shooting it with a Nerf blaster. I myself have shot many a zombie with my trusty Maverick.
Achievements may be earned for such feats as surviving a certain number of days as a human, a day in costume, tagging a certain number of humans, tags while wearing a costume, or a lot of other cool things. Man there are some really cool things that you can do. There are over 20 achievements, depending on what school you're playing at. My personal favorite is the ZOMGWTF achievement; as a human, you hit a live zombie with a thrown Nerf dart and live to tell the tale.
HvZ has many more details and stipulations; take a look at their website if you're intrigued :)
Hey man I heard you got a girl now." -"Affirmative." "That's awesome, how'd you guys meet?" -"Humans vs zombies. I tagged her sweet ass, ate her brains like zombies do. Sweetest brain noms imaginable." "Dayumm I need to start playing this game!" -"Hey humans vs zombies not a game. It's training for real life. The zombie apocalypse is inevitable, man, and when it comes, it will come harder than your mom came last night. We NEED to be prepared.
by Voldemort's Nose July 29, 2011
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Humans

Useless skin sacks controlled by a round piece of meat.
"God created humans and Lucifer didn't like them. Quite frankly, I don't blame him."
by That_One_Guy29 February 2, 2018
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Humans

A race which has produced such beauties as music, art, culture, and has the capacity for compassion, learning, and kindness, a trait not exhibited by any species. The race is the only one to produce a technological global civilization of dizzying complexity that has managed to reach the limits of space and is also the only one to experience tremendous technological and social progress over time. They've gone from being a sexist, racist, xenophobic, greedy, and venally driven race, to one that has at least become far more open, tolerant, free, and compassionate. Despite what misanthropes and cynics would say about humanity's supposed "progress" and all of their shortcomings and flaws, humans are in fact making progress and have boundless amounts of potential.
Humans have made more progress in the past 3 centuries than in all of history before that point. In that time, they've made tremendous social progress, uplifting and empowering billons with the decline of sexism, intolerance, and slavery.
by A hopeful man October 28, 2020
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humans

the animals that wear clothes and destroy anything that stands in there way
some humans say that there will be peace one day but deep down there will never be peace
humans kill animals,chop trees, and they ruined the beautiful land just so they can survive
by sethpandas May 7, 2021
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