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humansexual 

Can be used in several ways.

1) As a positive adjective, a humansexual is identical to a pansexual, wherein another person's gender is irrelevant in regards to having an affinity for them. A humansexual is above all else attracted to humans as human beings.

2) Can be used as an insult to bisexual or pansexual people and could be a compliment for some. In this respect, the person being given the label is so indiscriminate as to label them a whore. They are so hyper-sexual that they are willing to have sex with whomever they see fit for the time being. It is not the person they care about, but their abillity to please them sexually. Most of these humansexuals are only really horny and not actually bisexual.

3) Can be used as a noun to describe someone who possesses an abillity to make anyone feel attracted to them. Gender and sexual orientation is completely disregarded because the person in question is so beautiful that it does not matter. This is, of course, is so rare it's practically non-existent.
1) My friend says she doesn't fall in love with a man or woman but the person's soul.

2) Colin Farrell and Madonna are two slutty humansexuals.

3) Angelina Jolie is the epitome of a humansexual. Everyone wants to have sex with her.
humansexual by stardust February 21, 2005
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Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.
Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it
Hummusexual by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016
One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.
Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.
Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011

Homasexual 

A fan/supporter of PGA Tour golfer Max Homa.
“Max Homa about to tee off on the first at Pebble Beach and to the right of the tee box we see his loyal homasexuals”
Homasexual by Danny Coetzee February 22, 2021
a person who is attracted to the most handsome man han jisung from stray kids
someone: omg i think Kyle likes you
you: oop too bad im hansexual
them: .....
hansexual by sehunsnose December 25, 2020

humorsexual 

Someone who enjoys sexual humor.
GREG: Bobby.

BOBBY: What.

GREG: Did you know that Sharon Cox married Peter Eaton, and now her name is Sharon Eaton-Cox?

BOBBY: Greg, you're such a humorsexual.

GREG: I'm not a homosexual! I fucked Marsha!

BOBBY: No, I said a Humor Sexual.

GREG: Oh. Yep, sure am!
humorsexual by Peter Fuller June 18, 2006

humorsexual 

A person who thinks sex is funny.
Most of the people who submit U.D. defs are humorsexuals.
humorsexual by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006
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