Humming

Something with an extremely strong smell. Can be used in positive and negative manor!

Used in Ballymena northern ireland

"Lad your cane is humming!" Or " wow that grass smells humming!"

by weweeben June 13, 2018

Hummingbird Jerk

1. To masturbate furiously; process by which the human male masturbates so fast that both the hand and the penis become blurred. The Hummingbird Jerk is generally done for one of two reasons:
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.

The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")

a. Knowing that he could not perform his duties at work with blue balls, Drew gave himself a Hummingbird Jerk so not to be late.
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."

by The Fabulous Jizzblaster April 23, 2005

humminharold

A person who hums a nutsack for meth, crack OR MONEY TO PURCHACE METH OR CRACK.

IM NOT A BIG FAN OF FAGS....but when you got Turner pooked out bein a HUMMINHAROLD ITS JUST HARD TO SAY NO! TURNER CAN REALLY SLOBBER UP A SET OF NUTS! HE REALLY ENJOYS HIMSELF...LOOK AT HIM GO!

by RON MOTHAFUCKIN JAMES BITCHES December 16, 2004

Mr. Hammon

Teaches fuckin chemistry at stockdale; Has an uncomfortably large penis

Mr. Hammon is so fuckin hot when he teaches about thermochemistry!

by daddy chi11 March 26, 2019

humonstrous

Insanely large. Something that takes up an excessive and unneccessary amount of room. Usually silences people at first sight. Some people may feel uncomfortable being around something like this, due to their inability to divert their eyes... cuz everywhere they look, its there.


Synonym: HUMUNGORRR!

I was at a party and someone called my name. When i turned around, my humonstrous muscles knocked some chinese guy down from across the room. He tried to kung fu me, but then i just pointed at my muscles and he backed away.

by JSnake September 4, 2005

Richard Hammond

1.)
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.

Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.

He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.

2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.

Normal Dude: Hey, do you watch Top Gear?

Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?

Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>

Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(

by BadAssGirl December 30, 2013

Humming Cheese

Excess of semen that collects around ones mouth as a side effect of them expressing audible satisfaction after successfully performing fellatio on a partner.

I came so hard, she had humming cheese all over her face.

by Winos February 3, 2009