Human

Humans are creatures that say SWAG! or YOLO. If one aproches you and does so immediately bitch slap them and walk away...
Matt:Hey! Look there a human!
Hunter: wow!
Human: SWAG!
Matt/Hunter:SLAP!!!
by BlazeFVzozbjsndgsjgshd hzbsdhd September 23, 2012
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by KelseyJG September 03, 2008
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The state that most people remain in all their lives. Human is the quality that describes those who have not expanded and liberated their minds from the Human laws. Those who are human have never seen the other side, never broken through or used drugs to reimagine and reinvent the world as it really is on the other side... the true side
One: "Hey man, look at that suit over there, that cat hates on us because we're free man"

Two: "I feel you man, that suit is only human, bound by the laws, free your mind man, and hit up this tab of acid."
by TediRouge Alias August 19, 2008
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Disgrace to Earth. (It’s obvious)
Alien(me)-Wow, these humans have really destroyed Earth..

Human-Hey! >:(
by OOFERALIENOFEARTH November 11, 2018
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Unnecessary creature living on planet number nine
I hate the human
by Calvin the Cat October 26, 2020
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A race of hairless apes with violent tendencies and emotional outbursts.
Those humans are always waging against each other!
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A scummy creature who's only perpose in life is to destroy anything and everything, including its own planet.
Humans have caused 322 animal species to go extinct in only the past 500 years.

Humans are killing their own planet.

Human were a mistake.
by 5 billion years left January 09, 2018
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