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Baby huffington

A baby that’s easy to bother and annoy, and easily cries at everything.
I was babysitting my friend’s baby and he was totally pulling a Baby Huffington and he would not stop crying! I literally was in hell the whole time I was taking care of him!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018
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Huffington Post'in

term for people that just repost everything instead of ever coming up with original material or news to report on Facebook and news feeds: ... hahah suck it second hand news!
we all know you're: "Huffington Post'in
by PROSTASIS.com May 25, 2011
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Gas huffin Janice

A gas huffing hill billy woman, usually a mother. usually lurks near swamps near nuclear plants or steel mills, has yellowish to green skin along with numerous lecherous sores on her swollen body. has a hurtin' unit of a son named crusty cam, the hurtingest unit of them all, also has gas birth syndrome, giving him a large skull full of fumes with a tiny hill billy brain, fights girls. Gas huffin janice also usually always has a rag on her for huffin gas on the go
1) don't leave your car unattended, Gas huffin janice might run up with a lead pipe, beat your ass and take your gas

2)Gas huffin Janice fiends dirty dicks from mans for gasoline, or if she's lucky, that sweeeeet diesel
by prof. heisenberg November 12, 2012
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Huffin' ass

When a driver of a car locks all windows in the up position and turns on the heater before passing hellacious gas.
"Aw, Aw dude, come on man, we're dyin'!! Roll down the windows!!! Were huffin' ass back here!!!
by Dynamic-Duo March 1, 2008
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hurfing and durfing

Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.
I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!
by subberz August 31, 2010
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Luke Huffine

1.A douche bag who has a small pecker(penis). 2. Someone who impulsively lies about almost everything, even when the time isn't appropriate. 3. A man-whore, who will do anything to get down a girl's pants. 4. A person or thing with excessive hair everywhere.
A:Man, that new kid is a Luke Huffine.
B:I know, who does he think he is?
by Gerade ich und Sie May 4, 2010
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Hoffing

To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.
Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
by Tyney August 4, 2009
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