The Hubert Epidemic

An epidemic taking the community of patronizing coworkers by storm. It was discovered in the year 2016 by the same man who discovered Hubert's Constant.

Symptoms include and are absolutely not limited to the following:

Affected person(s):
-will suddenly happen to know everything about everything.

-will correct every pointless slip of the tongue or grammar mistake that you noticed but didn't bother to fix due to the lack of importance.

-will usually begin their sentences with either "aaaactually....", "You DO know...", "You DO realize..." or some other cocky, condescending way of trying to educate you about something.
-are incapable of humility.
-are incapable of admitting they do not know something.
-usually come up with shit.
-will use big words they don't understand to sound more photosynthesis.
-will repeat their 'intelligent' remarks until confirmation that somebody heard them. This may take days.

This sickness is especially contagious in children exceeding the age of 18. There is currently no cure but death.

"Hey man! I think I just put a pin in that really annoying thing people do! I call it The Hubert Epidemic!"

"AAACTUALLY, you DO REALIZE that what you REALLY MEANT was PANDEMIC?! EPIDEMIC isn't worldwide! You DO KNOW that RIGHT?!"

"Of course I do"

"WELL THEN I just CAN'T comprehend WHY someone would make SUCH a STUPID mistake."

"... Fuck you man"

by Inevitibility April 28, 2017

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National kiss hubert day

On April 17 this is a day where everyone could help out a hubert by hooking up with him

National kiss hubert day is great

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hubspotty

Acting self-righteous and self-important when all you are doing is embodying the status quo.

Those bros from the online marketing startup are so hubspotty; they act like they are doing God's work but all they do is make chatbots that tell me to buy stuff that I don't want.

by gafpeterman July 17, 2019

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hubertje

A cup of (office) coffee at the end of the work day.

(time is 16:50)
Jasper: Want a Hubertje?
David: Hit me!

by Angry Mr T. December 1, 2009

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Hubert

The loveliest, best, most amazing person to ever exist. He is the first person I think of before going to sleep and after waking up. There's nothing in the world that can come close to what Hubert means to me. He's always been there at my side; in my best and worst moments. All of those inside jokes we share, the ways we beg hugs of each other, and the silent smiles as we look in each other's eyes is what we call love. This definition will almost end, but that doesn't mean us too. Hubert will forever be etched on to my heart. Wherever you are in the world, no matter how long it would take to get to you, I will find you and give you all those hugs we promised each other <3

Have you heard of an amazing person named Hubert? Sit down and let me tell you all about this lovely individual.

Whatever problems I face, be it big or small, I know who to come to to settle my mind with peace - it's none other than the magnificient Hubert!

by Daena February 23, 2022

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