Howler 

A sporting term used to describe a particularly terrible piece of play, usually due to the stupidity of a single player. A howler is not incurred through bad luck or even poor play, but rather through absolute amateurish hopelessness. A howler in soccer for example would be if a completely unmarked goalkeeper who was under no pressure inexplicably fumbled a simple ball into the path of an opponent who subsequently scored.

Did you blokes see Jerzy Dudek drop that ball into the path of Diego Forlan?? Mate that clown is a dead set howler merchant.

Howler by dragons_redv March 14, 2009

Howlin' Wolf 

A "Howlin' Wolf", also known as a "Chester Arthur Burnett" (1910 - 1976), was a blues musician who stood like Goliath and squealed like a banshee. One critic described his voice as "the sound of God trying to pass a kidney stone while running over elephants with a bulldozer". George Lucas has often calimed that the character of Darth Vader was created to be a less badass version of Howlin' Wolf. Mr. Wolf paved the way for many of the big, sweaty, black men in the business today. That said, you owe him big, Biggie.

That guy is almost as badass as Howlin' Wolf.

Last night my woman and I made sweet love to the eargasmic sounds of Howlin' Wolf.

Howlin' Wolf by WhiteGuilt May 28, 2009

Slobby Howler 

A blowjob except both cry during and after, its a mistake.

I was so depressed last night I gave him a Slobby Howler.

Slobby Howler by Pog Bamba December 3, 2020

Howlz 

Wolfy Slang: An alternative for hello or greetings. Usually used just initially in the conversation.

Person A: *Greeting Person B* Howlz, what are you up to?

Person B: Not much.

Howlz by Wolfy Hopeless September 26, 2005

howlingtwat 

A howlingtwat is an absolute howler, who also is a bit of a twat if you can suspend disbelief and believe that.

Generally these people are self-aggrandizing, arrogant dickwads.

Basically a huge fucking twat, who tries hard to shove his chode-worthy peg-leg up other peoples poop-chutes, but eventually ends up getting fowl howlers shoving their far more opaque and substantial peg-legs up his overly hyped, bloody mudslide regularly.

Howlingtwats are commonly found across the spectrum, and in very large quantities in countries as varied as Belgium, Canada, China, France, Germany, Israel, and Russia, where they commonly constitute most of the population. They also constitute the peasants in countries not mentioned above.

They are usually told as children that they are important, and they usually go to schools impoverished, but try to rise above the dirt by being howlingtwats. Their common justification is that they scored 5-20% better in maths, or some other subject in school or college.

howlingtwat: "Look how big my head is. My math skills are higher than yours thus I deserve your sisters pussy'
Top 10%: "Shut up bitch, bend over for the fowl howlers, like you were born to"
howlingtwat: "No I am smarter than you, trust meee!'
Top 10%: "Not true bitch."
howlingtwat: "Noooooo. Ouch. Youuurre hurrrtinnnnnngg mmeeeeeee"
Top 10%: "How does that feel"
howlingtwat: "I am better than youuuuu. Loookkk at myyy mattthhh skilllssss. OWWWWCH. OUUUUUCCCCCCH!@!!!!"

howlingtwat by ShittingBricksonPoorPricks December 7, 2013

Howledge 

How to knowledge

how to start a conversation easily - eg
Any article starting with the word how to and gives the reader knowledge about it, is known as howledge.

Howledge by Dr. Howie Mandel December 3, 2018

Egyptian Howler Monkey 

When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.

After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...

Egyptian Howler Monkey by xX0GxKU$HxG0DXx June 1, 2015