hottabe

A person who thinks the're good looking, when they aren't.

Jen thinks she's attractive, but she isn't. Fuckin hottabe.

by OnTourIn12 March 17, 2010

Hottie with a Naughty

A hot looking girl, who in fact has a penis.

Guy 1: "Whoa, she is hot!"
Guy 2: "Dude...I heard she's a Hottie with a Naughty..."
Guy 1: "Fooled me..."

by Kuug December 27, 2011

Hottie Lammoti

basically a code word for that older hot mexican cowboy that you’ve been crushing on forever but don’t know how to talk to lol

damn look at hottie lammoti man he’s hot

by that one bitch! March 27, 2020

eco-hottie

A famous person who has embraced the environmental/sustainability movement by shelling out green for a new Prius, chic reusable tote bags and organic food. Must be easy on the eyes and able to define "carbon footprint."

John Mayer isn't an eco-hottie yet, but once he trades in his Benz for a Prius and hugs a few more trees, he will be.

by KimmieLoc April 15, 2008

Simon The Hottie

Simon is the absolute hottest and cutest boy you will ever see. He will make you instantly cum in your pants. His bunda is big, his knockers are bare, he will make you cum with one glance. By far the most alpha, chad male you will ever see.

Person 1: have you seen Simon The Hottie?
Person 2: Yeah, I came instantly.
Person 1: Shiiiiit, I wanna have that experience.

by Simon The Hottie Stan June 23, 2021

hotter than the devil's dick

Excrutiatingly hot and humid.

Man, its hotter than the devil's dick today!

by Lynniecat April 20, 2006

80 foot hottie

A girl who looks really hot from 80 feet away but apon closer inspection you find out she has a face that would make the Devil cry.

Guy1: Wow, check out her walking down the street!!!
Guy2: Over there?
Driving closer.....
Guy1: Oh, (groan of disapointment) never mind, she's an 80 foot hottie.

by sp2fraggle July 21, 2008