Down bad Hotline

a hotline for all them dudes who are down bad.

Down bad hotline operator: Hello sir this is the down bad hotline. Dude calling: bruh i just nutted to bed time bear from the care bears.

by souljawitch December 23, 2020

Therapy hotline

A hotline show made by a retard called Robert W. Coomer, that gives you free therapy

that faggot Robert Coomer hung up on me on the last Therapy hotline.

by Coomer files June 4, 2020

Boosters Hotline

Godly Boosting Clan for the XBOX 360 versions of Call of Duty. Their record score for Domination Boosting is 6,015. website URL- www.bhlboosting.com

I just Boosters Hotlined my rank.

Im heading over to Boosters Hotline to BHL my rank.

by Narbo16 June 4, 2009

1800 hotline bling

That little ass light on yo phone that lights up when a dude thirsty af at night wanting that good good

He hit me with that 1800 hotline bling

by Yogirlpast5 November 3, 2015

No Hotline

Said so that a co-worker doesn't call your company's Ethics and Compliance Hotline on you after you've said something that could get you fired if it was reported.

Similar to no homo.

Hey man, the new receptionist's Facebook picture is hot. I'mma have to beat off to that shit. No Hotline.

Yo man, let's take our lunch break early today. I'm so high right now. No Hotline.

by Young Bowsk October 12, 2009

1-800-Hotline-Bling

that one thing your dumbass friend says to you everyday.

Me: Hey I heard you changed your phone number, what's your new one?
Friend: 1-800-HOTLINE-BLING.

by PussyDestoyer6969xddddd September 6, 2016

Mental Health Hotline

an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!

You have called the mental health hotline.

If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009