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hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.
why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!
by #1_shit_stabber June 26, 2009
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Hork Town

The state in which you are high or in the process of getting high.
Lets go to to hork town USA man.

HORK IT! Lets go Hork. Dude all i wana do is hork. Lets cruise Hork Town.
by Horkette July 31, 2009
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Hork a fatty and go to bed

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.
"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"
by BarryCat June 3, 2024
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porpoise hork

foul smelling whale vomit commonly used as an insult.
"what smells like freaking porpoise hork?"
by lilryry May 24, 2006
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Porpus Hork

A crusty and almost always foul smelling substance which grows under the fat folds and rolls of extremely fat and dirty people. Sometimes can be found on the corners of the mouth.
"Dude, what smells like porpus hork around here?"

"Yeah, I think its that fat guy who works in publishing, he just waddled past us to the handicapped bathroom."
by knucklehair May 26, 2011
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Horkin' the Bjork

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork
1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."
by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007
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