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hornswaggled

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.
1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!
by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004
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Herbst Maneuver

An effective maneuver for when you have an extreme amount of intestinal gas causing pain or pressure. Usually this occurs after a first date, or an important event where you cannot be flatulent for an extended period of time.

To perform the maneuver, simply undress your lower half, sit on a toilet, and begin to slowly rock your body from side to side, bending over as far as you can, and holding for a moment at each side. Since your intestines are somewhat of a winding, circular structural path, this effectively helps the gas bubbles find their way out. Similar to the concept of how the Epley Maneuver treats Vertigo in the inner ear.
In 60 seconds of performing the Herbst Maneuver, the pain has subsided, I have lost two pant sizes, and can return class in time for the exam.
by Demonthrall August 3, 2017
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Hornsea

Handsome-town, H-town, Horny-ville, (whatever you want to call it) is a lovely seaside town in East Yorkshire. It is famous for its: fish and chips, pubs, sport teams and the greatest nightclub in the UK.....FLORAL!
Hornsea
by Ricky 'Decks'ter August 27, 2012
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horlsen

A awesome guy and is always ready for a challenge
my friend is acting like a horlsen
by Benson Handerson February 5, 2017
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horbike

Horbike is God
Worship Horbike
Or you will be forced to step on a lego and yawp.
OMG! I loveeee Horbike! Horbike is the BEST and is SOOOO AMAZING!!!
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Herbster

slang phrase for pervert or creep.
Charlie is a big time Herbster at the gym.
by Svetlana Svetikova fan February 4, 2022
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hails and horns

The gesture made with one's hand that represents the Devil or "Horned One" that you see being flashed at heavy metal concerts and an expression among metal heads that indicates enthusiasm for the music. Also a magazine dedicated to the heavy metal lifestyle.
"Dude, old skool Metallica is fucking awesome!!"
"Hell yeah, man! Hails and horns!!!" (makes gesture)
by Ahawk75 August 21, 2009
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