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Hoovering

1. v. To vacuum a floor or rug ;

2. v. Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

3. v. Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

4. v. Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

5. n. Derogatory term for taking advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than paid for or borrowing things and rarely returning them.
1. I was hoovering the second floor bedrooms and hall!
2. After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried hoovering me back!
3. Last night, Blake was hovering the cocaine as usual!
4. Last night was great, Tanya was hoovering me all night!
5. Alicia is hoovering her brother this weekend.
by Webster's Bro August 6, 2010
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Hoover damn

1. An expression used when one is screwed out of a large amount of money due to economic struggle

2. An expression used when an economic struggle interferes with a person's ordinary life
1. "I was hoping for a big christmas bonus but Hoover damn it I only got another hundred bucks"

2. "Man, I can't go to the bar tonight, my paycheck was too low."
"Hoover damn, dude. Hoover damn."
by rcalebvines April 17, 2009
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mood hoover

Someone who sucks all the good feelings out a room. They are obsessed with doom and gloom and that is where there conversations are focued.
Oh no, here comes the mood hoover to share his misery.
by Gailstar May 25, 2007
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Hoover Nelrose

The act done shortly after Reaming, where two men suck the green, pussy discharge out of the womens ripped anus, and spread the thick pile around their face. The women then sucks the guy off spreading the cum in with the discharge around his face, for the women to then scrape off and spread around her wet, shaven pussy. The guy then licks her out and finishing the sequence by swallowing the end product.
Fucking hell, i dont just wanna fuck that girl, I wanna do the Hoover Nelrose with her!
by JohnnieBmkxzcngj July 27, 2010
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Hoover Doover Manoeuvre

An outlandish physical, or verbal feat, which leaves the observer in a state of amazement. Some might say "Houdiniesque"
Historically used after someone has rolled a perfect joint under particularly difficult circumstances (eg. while riding on a roller coaster or skydiving).
"Thats a real beauty! How did you pull off that hoover doover manoeuvre"

Otherwise typically used when watching sport;
"Wow, he stepped one way, then the other! Before you knew it he'd hoover doovered himself across the try line"
by HDM May 1, 2014
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Hoover

1 n. The trade name of the first commercial bag-on-a-stick upright (not a canister) vacuum cleaner – vacuum (1909) ;

2 n. United States lawyer who was director of the FBI for 48 years (1895-1972) ;

3 n. 31st President of the United States (1874-1964) ;

4. v. colloquial To vacuum a floor or rug ;

5. v. colloquial Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

6. v. colloquial Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

7. v. colloquial Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

8. n. colloquial Derogatory sexual term describing a person who performs oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

9. n. colloquial Derogatory term for a person who takes advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than they paid for or borrows things and rarely returns them.
1. I just purchased a Hoover WindTunnel R vacuum!
2. J. Edger Hoover was often accused of exceeding the jurisdiction of the FBI!
3. In 1929 the stock market crashed and Hoover was defeated for reelection by Franklin Roosevelt!
4. I just hoovered the second floor bedrooms and hall!
5.After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried to hoover me back!
6. Last night, Blake hovered the cocaine as usual!
7. After dinner, Nick came up to my apartment and hoovered me!
8. Beth is a total hoover.
9. Don’t let Richard sleep over at your house, as he will hoover your refrigerator clean!
by Webster' Bro August 5, 2010
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Hoover flags

Your empty pockets turned inside out. When someone asks you for money but you're broke, just bust out your Hoover flags.
Knox: "Yo Paul give me five bucks"
Paul: "Sorry all I got is my Hoover flags"
Knox: "What the fuck are Hoover flags"
by Jomez March 24, 2006
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