Homo Erectus

An ancester of the Homo Sapiens who used to have a nice, chill life.
Homo Erectus specially enjoy spraying graffitis on cave walls and sexually pleasing themselves while watching some good Homo porn.

Hey, you wanna know why they call me "Homo Erectus"? ;)

by Pepino Man August 1, 2019

homo erectus floridus

Homo erectus floridus, AKA Florida Man, is not known for it’s high functioning intelligence. Scientist are still baffled how the species has managed to survive this long, well past the 20th century, especially with the large influx of new, elderly foreign species from New England and other cold environments, encroaching onto it’s territory and presenting it with competition.

Another stupid move by Desantis, aka homo erectus floridus, that will bring nothing but harm to Florida.

by The Sleeze Disease May 31, 2022

Homo Erectus

A nickname that gay Musa and his gay boyfriends call each other whenever one of them has a boner.

Musa went to Lance’s house and Lance noticed that Musa has a boner for him. Lance also knew that Musa is gay and that Musa is gay for him, so he called Musa Homo Erectus.

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

Disposable Homo Erectus

A young black, flared nose, feces-breath, chromosomally-challenged person who contributes nothing to society. One who won't work, smokes marijuana all day, plays video games, breeds with any and all females, can't speak proper English and commits crime without regard for others. Ashamed of nothing. Offended by everything. Entitled to to do as he or she pleases. Constantly accuses others of racism.

jaQuan is a Disposable Homo Erectus. He's always running from the cops in stolen cars. I guess he won't live to see 21.

by Thinman529k January 10, 2025

homolectus

A gay person who likes to eat peopleor a Cannibal.

Did you hear the singer from AFI is a homolectus he ate 5 people.

by Horst May 24, 2006

Homorectum

A Homorectum is someone who receives penis in the anus from a Homoerectus

The Homorectum received from the Homoerectus

by DirtyDobz September 17, 2022

Homoerectoritis

When someone hits there sphincter aggressively by accident and gets an instant boner.

●*Dan sits down hard on a concrete pin* Kieran: "Hey Dan, why does you face look worried and why are you hiding?"
"Piss off, I have homoerectoritis" Dan cries.

●Eric asked Danny a question but Danny hiding and did not reply because he had Homoerectoritis.

by McHappyFlappy January 22, 2025