my dog ate my homework

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.

Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017

Howorker

A term used to define a hated coworker, a coworker who is sexually active, or both.

Oh don't about Jill, she's just my howorker.

by Aoinoneko August 16, 2009

homework

homework is something that you make up excuses for so you dont have to touch it...

<mom>hey have you done any homework?
<kid>no uh i uh dropped it in posion oak on the way home today
<mom>but your not allergic to posion oak
<kid>uh yes i am....uh....i am...uh...i gotta g outside!

by COLLEST GAL EVA aka elise April 18, 2006

86 gb homework folder

Your porn stash.

My mom asked to use my computer last night. I’m so glad that she didn’t open on 86 gb homework folder

by spalgwadj May 16, 2018

Homework

H-alf
O-f
M-y
E-xistence
W-asted
O-n
R-andom
K-nowledge

I have sooooooo much homework this week.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog November 5, 2020

homework

(n) something that dogs eat

my dog ate my homework

by Mr LamChop October 29, 2005

homework

Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.

Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003