Source of much incest.
Socailly mal-tarded shut-ins with poor hygiene and agoraphobia.
Graduation involves family oriented group grope followed by a reasonably priced meal at Denny's.
Socailly mal-tarded shut-ins with poor hygiene and agoraphobia.
Graduation involves family oriented group grope followed by a reasonably priced meal at Denny's.
The Homeschool Graduation was a gala event with Little Susie giving the Incestatorian Speech while Cleft Lip Larry was the Valedick-torian. Then we had the family sampler at Denny's.
by sillyputty_02 November 24, 2006
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Females from ages 5 to their death, wears a combination of the following: Flowery table cloth like vest, long sleeved button up shirts, 9 inch zipper back-pocketless jeans (Generally a 3 inch gap between the bottom of the jeans & the top of their boots), long baggy jean-skirts with a ruffle around the bottom.
Males wear either a tucked-in all the way buttoned polo shirt or a tucked-in t-shirt with a german shepherd on it. Also wears annoyingly tight jeans or khaki dockers (all of which are tucked into their socks).
Females from ages 5 to their death, wears a combination of the following: Flowery table cloth like vest, long sleeved button up shirts, 9 inch zipper back-pocketless jeans (Generally a 3 inch gap between the bottom of the jeans & the top of their boots), long baggy jean-skirts with a ruffle around the bottom.
Males wear either a tucked-in all the way buttoned polo shirt or a tucked-in t-shirt with a german shepherd on it. Also wears annoyingly tight jeans or khaki dockers (all of which are tucked into their socks).
by Andy December 28, 2005
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Child (or young adult) whose parents are fundamentalist rightwing conspiracy theorist nuts. All public schools are jammed with atheist liberals, drugs and horny degenerates. Parents are generally losers so they can't afford private school. Child is generally unvaccinated, smelly, naive, bad teeth, barefoot, chews tobacco. Child gets out of the house once a year in their long gingham dress for the "March for Life (anti abortion event)." Child can assemble an assault rifle blindfolded faster than a marine. Quite ignorant, but generally knows higher mathematics well (up to the times tables). Has the Old and New Testaments memorized except for the Gospels. Boys are on the fast track for Bob Jones, Liberty, Wheaton, Grove City or any "Bible College." Then on to a career in a GOP presidential administration. Girls become brood mares and homeschool their children. All of them will vote for Donald Trump. Some will grow up to be Nazis or Ku Klux Klan. Others will graduate valedictorian of their homeschool class.
by Louie^2 May 31, 2018
Get the Homeschooler mug.A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.
by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009
Get the Homeschool Retarded mug.When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.
"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"
by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023
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Get the homeskillet mug.Food that public school kids would never eat. Homeschool Food tends to be a pale brown color. These foods include but are not limited to: Fig Newtons, Granola, Shredded Wheat, Wheat Thins, Kashi, and Angel Food Cake.
Roxanne (a public school girl): My mom puts HoHos in my lunch.
Reagen (a homeschool girl): HoHos? That sounds like a really inappropriate snack. My mom gives me Fig Newtons for treats but only if I give my best effort at my violin competitions.
Roxanne: Fig Newtons? Psh that's such a homeschool food.
Reagen (a homeschool girl): HoHos? That sounds like a really inappropriate snack. My mom gives me Fig Newtons for treats but only if I give my best effort at my violin competitions.
Roxanne: Fig Newtons? Psh that's such a homeschool food.
by CGW October 1, 2009
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